At 1:33PM today, Mike declared that it was time to hit the store: “The Yankees have to go shopping." Items on his grocery list include:
- Bronson Arroyo
- 2 cans of Tuna (Chicken of the Sea)
- A new Yankees bench
- 7 cases of Diet Soda
- Heath Bell ("You call San Diego about Heath Bell.")
- 2 boxes of Peanut Butter Zone Bars
- Or any other team’s closer (“Preferably a lefty if you can find one, but I’d even take someone’s closer and set him in the 8th inning)
Doesn’t seem like too big of a grocery list. I'm sure San Diego is itching to get rid of a guy who struck out 100 batters with a 2.00 ERA. What do you think?
And Now, A Note From Brian Powell
14 years ago
4 comments:
Mike will also 'roll the dice' on Fuentes. If I knew who he was, I might make some clever remark.
Gman, the thing that I love is that if a caller had called in and brought up the Yankees trading for Heath Bell, they would have killed him with "Whyyy in the world would San Diego get rid of him!" But it's ok for Mike to suggest.
I love Mike's double standard. If a caller suggests a trade, more often than not he'll groan like he just had a root canal, and berate the caller. He's allowed to come up with any trade scenario he wants, though, because he's the expert.
I love Mike's double standard. If a caller suggests a trade, more often than not he'll groan like he just had a root canal, and berate the caller. He's allowed to come up with any trade scenario he wants, though, because he's the expert.
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