Friday, June 13, 2008

I Don't Have a Problem with That

Mike just said "I Don't have a problem with that" about the Rays trying to trade for CC Sabathia. Good news Tampa. Mike has given you the go-ahead. You have his blessing.

3 comments:

gabagool said...

He also stated that Jobber is on the mound tonight......thats nice, Mike. Jobber....get a life.

Also how bummed do you think this slob is gonna be driving home tonight? Russert, dead at 58 from a heart attack. You think the mound is a bit pensive? And you know, as much as I can't stand the fat slob, I would not mind seeing him loose some LBS because he DOES have kids and as far as I'm concerned his wife hasn't suffered anywhere NEAR LONG ENOUGH to inherit his cash. I mean, she has to sleep with him a LEAST a decade more. But, I think its a given that it would be good if he went on a diet and exercise program.

Except think about it for a minute. Just sit back and think.....Can you IMAGINE the hell we would be put through if he dropped a good amount of weight and got into some type of shape!!!??!!??! OMG.....THE WEIGHT LOSS GURU HAS BEEN BORN!!!!! Tell me he wouldn't think of himself as the end all in weight loss and health. He would go on and on and on. Out would come the TUCKED IN 2 sizes too small shirts, he'd bee getting up and STRETCHING every 5 minutes on YES.....a MONSTER would be created. And you could be SURE we would gain INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF HIS WEIGHT LOSS THEORIES AD NAUSEUM!!!

The only good part is that you also KNOW FOR SURE, that one year later he'd be a slob again PLUS ANOTHER 20. But, god the suffering the listeners would go through.......

"Yeah, dowg, ahh MENS HEALTH called me yestaday, asked me if I wanted to be on the cova of this months issue......had to tell them no, you know, not my style to brag and show off, you know me".......

Anonymous said...

Mike seems like the type to go for the stomach-banding surgery but not tell anyone, lose a ton, and THEN pontificate about exercise, diet, blah blah bullshit bullshit.

Anonymous said...

I don't know where to post anti-MikeFrancesa.com comments where they'll be seen, so I added to the most recent post. This was put there today:

"I just want to apologize to you, and on behalf of the rest of this board for not responding to such an incredible post in proper time."

Oh, give me a fucking break! First, don't suck up to some guy you don't know on behalf of a bunch of other strangers. Second, don't suck up to some guy you don't know, ever. Third, get a grip. Seriously.