Mike and the Mad Blog: 5/16 On the eve of the Preakness, Col. Jessep, Francesa and Russo interview Eight Belles trainer Larry Porter:

Friday, May 16, 2008

5/16 On the eve of the Preakness, Col. Jessep, Francesa and Russo interview Eight Belles trainer Larry Porter:

Francesa: Mr. Porter, I had the pleasure of seeing your filly win the Grade II Fantasy Stakes just this spring.

Porter smiles and nods

Col. Jessep: Eight Belles?

Porter: Yes sir

Col. Jessep:
Well, what do you know. Dog, this man's filly made a lot of enemies down in your neck of the woods. Eight Belles vs Big Brown. The folks down there said a filly couldn't run with the boys in the Kentucky Derby. Eight Belles said we'll see about that. Last time I saw her, she was galloping across the finish line in second. How the hell is Eight Belles?

Porter: She was euthanized on the backstretch, sir.
Col. Jessep: Don't I feel like the fucking asshole?
Porter: Not at all sir.

4 comments:

First Time, Long Time said...: Gman, that is genius.; May 17, 2008 at 7:00 AM
DF said...: I think that Colonel Jessep knew that Eight Bells was in grave danger.

And, no, there isn't any other kind.; May 19, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Brian said...: You really gotta check out Jackulator.com - it's this website with a Jack Nicholson soundboard that has over 10,000 clips of him from just about every movie he's been in, including A Few Good Men...It's pretty incredible, it would be right up your alley; July 15, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Jessie said...: Here's an Eight Belles Song for you boys to the tune of Elizabeth Cotton's Freight Train
http://www.rexrecords.com/audio/jmitw/Eightbelles.mp3
enjoy; May 16, 2009 at 7:43 PM

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