Tuesday, September 16, 2008

GET YOUR MET COLLAPSE HERE...

As evidenced by today's open, few things make Mike more giddy than the Mets on the brink of a collapse. A Mets collapse means Mike doesn't have to talk about the Silent September in the Bronx. A Mets collapse means Mike doesn't have to be preoccupied by the rave reviews his ex partner's new show is receiving, while Mike'd Up stumbles out of the gate. A Mets collapse means Mike doesn't have to concern himself with the whereabouts of his new jingle. A Mets collapse means Mike doesn't have to look for ways to defend his friend Bill in Miami. A Mets collapse means Mike doesn't have to fret about the tailgating situation at Giants Stadium. A Mets collapse means Mike can put off his thoughts of where Joba belongs until next year. A Mets collapse means Mike can find time next week to take a shot at Bill Belichick. A Mets collapse means the next time Mike talks about Cano it might be in regards to the new team he is playing for. A Mets collapse means lots of Bob Heussler in studio with Mike. A Mets collapse means John Sterling gets a break from botching home run calls. A Mets collapse means Mike is giddy. A Mets collapse just might save Mike'd Up.

13 comments:

TheNextBestThing1 said...

I dont think Hyped Up can be saved...Unleashed was outstanding from what ive read/heard..Did anyone hear Fatcesa say loosey goosey...man he misses Dog!

Loki said...

I heard that I like to spam your blogs.

Peteski said...

Here it comes ...

Peteski said...

"People think I'm hateful"

Peteski said...

He watched, he read, he checked the blogs?

Anonymous said...

isn't it finally time to just turn this into a Mets blog?

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Everyone knows ur an asshole and everyone knows its ur fault. Why did you have to be paid more than if u were not selfish and arrogant..Now he got the memo that everyone has gone to listen to Dog now he is begging for us to come back..Mike ur an asshole and now its catching up with you..

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Cry me a god damn river...and u were not there at all this summer..

Peteski said...

is anonymous behind the glass at WFAN?

Peteski said...

look it up!

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Wow Francesa...is really reaching now! For such an arrogant ass, he is really begging for public sympathy..Since when does someone ass good Mike have to tell us all his career achievements to try and sell us. Just like he was killing Vince Young for asking for some public sympathy "who cares about Vince Young when has he ever gone through any adversity." Now your bitching..We dont wanna hear it and its over for u..

Rock said...

Mike really needs to take a good look at himself in the mirror.

I feel bad for his kids......lol

GO PHILLIES by the way! I hate the mets.

big brown said...

Mike sounded like he'd been saving all this up for quite a while. The arrogant jerkoff almost sounded sympathetic. Almost...

As for the Mets, I'm a Yankee fan who's sick of Mets fans who think making the playoffs is the same as winning the World Series and seem more interested in the Yankees' crappy season than their own. But I don't think they're going to collapse again this year.