GET YOUR MET COLLAPSE HERE...

As evidenced by today's open, few things make Mike more giddy than the Mets on the brink of a collapse. A Mets collapse means Mike doesn't have to talk about the Silent September in the Bronx. A Mets collapse means Mike doesn't have to be preoccupied by the rave reviews his ex partner's new show is receiving, while Mike'd Up stumbles out of the gate. A Mets collapse means Mike doesn't have to concern himself with the whereabouts of his new jingle. A Mets collapse means Mike doesn't have to look for ways to defend his friend Bill in Miami. A Mets collapse means Mike doesn't have to fret about the tailgating situation at Giants Stadium. A Mets collapse means Mike can put off his thoughts of where Joba belongs until next year. A Mets collapse means Mike can find time next week to take a shot at Bill Belichick. A Mets collapse means the next time Mike talks about Cano it might be in regards to the new team he is playing for. A Mets collapse means lots of Bob Heussler in studio with Mike. A Mets collapse means John Sterling gets a break from botching home run calls. A Mets collapse means Mike is giddy. A Mets collapse just might save Mike'd Up.