Friday, September 5, 2008

Better Late Than Never

Sorry but I've been behind on the show today and am just not catching up on Tivo. I was in the middle of the Jerry Manuel report when I was once again blown away by Mike's unprepared nature. Here's what he said to Manuel regarding who will be the Mets closer:

Mike: Is somebody designated to be the closer?"

Jerry: Well Ayala will be the guy. He's done a good job for us. He would be the guy if we came to that situation..

Mike (cutting him off): So you're going to give him a chance to close?

Jerry: Yeah, he's saved four or five games for us already, so we'll give him every opportunity to do that.

What Jerry Really Wanted to Say: Mike, have you not watched our team the last two weeks? Ayala has been our only closer. He's the guy I have been giving the ball to every time we have been in a save situation over the last 10 days or so. Shit man, I thought I was just winging it here as manager (breaks out laughing hysterically), but you even worse as a talk show host. Damn, I'm about to go all gangsta on you.

15 comments:

KBilly said...

Is Jerry Manual gonna have to choke a bitch?

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Billy is a on a role today...

KBilly said...

Can't wait until the Coughlin interview. Should be like Radio Ambien. I thought Coughlin was upset with both Fatso and the Fruit Loop and wouldn't do the show anymore.

Loki said...

I hate the Mets, almost as much as I hate this blog, so I'm just going to spam post here.

I <3 gman

First Time, Long Time said...

Loki..Are you Mike? Are you blogging in between guest spots?

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Yea he ll only do it after a win, or on a Thursday so when then Giants lose they can not rip him cuz its Thursday, or its because he heard Mike with Manuel and knows Mike doesnt prepare for an interview at all so he probably figures he can manipulate Mike or Mike wont watch enough of the game or read any paper to see what happened to criticize any of his mistakes..He can get off easy now cuz Mike is an idiot, that is essentially what im saying..

TheNextBestThing1 said...

No he is blogging during the interviews that explains his idiocy.

Loki said...

I responded in the "Going Postal" blog. Read that one for more information on my real iden(tities)

-I LOVE GMAN

KBilly said...

Loki, more study and less blog. You're in college, shouldn't you be smoking a phat bong and playing Madden right now?
Of Course, when I was in college, there was no internet, but we had NHL 94 and even Madden football for the Sega Genesis.
You spend all your time listening to the radio and blogging, all that taco you keep talking about isn't going to happen.

Loki said...

kbilly, more like straight shots of vodka and call of duty for my style (don't get me wrong, i love to blaze, but drinking is more fun)...don't worry about the tacos, there are plenty to go around

stabler said...

Let me tell you young whippersnappers something about college in 1990. We had to use typewriters, go to the library to do research, and the best game we had was Mike Tyson's Punch-Out. I could never beat Tyson, and damn, second-ranked Don Flamenco was a pain in the ass!

Well, we did have Tecmo Bowl, but if you had the Bears and Neal Anderson, you would win, no question.

LTJG. Daniel Kaffey said...

Dear Sirs (of this blog),

I know I am high-blown from Harvard, but I sure do love baseball and I am ruddy enough to talk down to a female near-colleague...My question, and you guys can relax, don't talk down to me, make me feel like you're talking to my dad over my shoulder...

My question to you, and I can handle your answer, is did you craft - despite the well-constructed Jessop cant - along with your boy Reiner, a movie with an intrinsically anti-military message?

Now, don't tell me what I know and what I don't know. I want the truth.

Dan Kaffey

ltjg. daniel kaffey said...

Addendum:

You can borrow my bat if it better enables you to respond.

-DK

tootie said...

Second-ranked Don Flemenco? He WAS a pain in the ass. He was easy to beat, but you couldn't knock him out.

Loki said...

WTF are you talking about? Man get your ass out of Harvard and get intoxicated one of these days. Pick up a taco as well.