I think that hell might be covering a Bill Belichick press conference. I think that everyone knows he's a huge A HOLE but just sitting here and listening to his press conference, it's amazing to watch how he waits several seconds before answering questions to come up with the most DICKISH answer possible.
Did someone do something so awful to him at one point that he has to be such an enormous dick?
The idea of imagining him, Parcells and Francesa in a room together is mind exploding. I actually don't know if it's really possible, if the earth could handle it. Could you imagine being the waiter at a restaurant serving the three of them? Then add Parcells pal, Bobby Knight to the mix.
Dudes like this make you question karma. Why does someone like Bill Belichick get to have all the success that he has had? I know I am getting philsophical here for probably eight seconds too long, and maybe he contributes to some charity that helps rich people puppies, but come on now, there has got to be someone else out there that deserves five Super Bowl rings more than this guy.
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