Friday, September 19, 2008

NICKNAME NOMINATIONS

Dear our loyal, dedicated readers...

Oh how i enjoy your comments on our blog, your wit, your passion, but the one thing that I want to comment on is the often used nickname for Mike Francesa.. "Fatcesa."

Simply, i think that we can do better. We got some clever folks on this site, got some ones that use words i don't even know, but right now we got no one that has come up with a better nickname for Mike than Fatcesa. Let's put an end to that.

We are now taking nominations for nicknames for Mike Francesa. This will be our version of Bar A just without the priest, Mike, Sal, or the rest of the bad parts. So bring the funny.

22 comments:

First Time, Long Time said...

August

Anonymous said...

Sgt. Hulka

Anonymous said...

Francissy

Loki said...

He already has a nickname...


LOKI


(gasp!)

Mark said...

How about: Mike My Show Will Never Be The Same Without Maddog And As A Result I Must Whine And Complain About A Lack Of Attention While Bragging About The Last Few Things I Can Possibly Brag About Like My Salary And My Number One Ranked Shows Which Won't Be Number One Much Longer Because Everyone In The Area Hates Me Now And Realizes That I And My Shows Are Extremely Boring And That I Have No Personality Without My Sidekick Who Is Prospering Without My 300 Lb Frame Weighing Him Down Francesa

Just a suggestion...

Loki said...

Mark, I have to be honest, your nickname is way too long for me to use. Sorry...next caller...

Loki said...

BTW guys, I think it's about time I get the authority to write my own blog on this site...I mean I am Mike Francesa/Loki/some kid from New Jersey...please consider it. I could contribute a lot to this already mildly successful blog.

Anonymous said...

HOW ABOUT, gassed up!!

First Time, Long Time said...

Loki..you need to get your first Taco first. Talk to me after a Taco.

Anonymous said...

Hamcesa.

Fred Boz - said...

how about FAT FUCK?

-FB

Anonymous said...

posters on mikefrancesa.com seem to have a good one-TANK

gman26 said...

Fred Boz's nickname is probably my favorite, but how about combining Anonymous' with something that WT would write and call him Fransisyphus, a greek a king punished in Tartarus by being cursed to roll a huge boulder up a hill, only to watch it roll down again, and to repeat this throughout eternity.

TheNextBestThing1 said...

being that i have the day off...my sole purpose during this show is to come up with "thickname" for Fatcesa. But right now fat fuck is appropriate.

Does anyone remember that day when he took calls to name that Eli/Tyree play in the SB that is now know as Catch 42...That name sucks how about "the hail in Glendale" as the new official name..

wtsherman said...

Actually, I think there's a wonderfully pure logic and, dare I say, eloquence behind....well, 'Fatcesa'.

Point is, I'd listen to suggestions. But they better be damn good, because to my mind 'Fatcesa' (the name not the man) is damn good.

Loki said...

My comment was deleted? IF you get to post about tacos then so do I. So next time leave it there bitch.

Don't bother deleting this one by the way, because I will continue to repost it.

Johnny said...

I thought this blog was supposed to monitor and critique the show---not be personal about the way a person looks.

I think you're going over the line here, but that's what most blogs do.

Can we stick to the contents of the show and stop with personal attacks.

For what it is worth, I like Francesa on the Fan, not Mic'd Up. I wish Francesa would pick one, it's silly when he says both.

Mark said...

The Veal Francesa

First Time, Long Time said...

Johnny...The reason we are holding this contest is to get beyond the "Fatcesa" stuff. We too would rather keep things respectful...

Anonymous said...

happy cat

wtsherman said...

Mark,

Not bad! I'm in the "if it ain't broke don't fix it" camp, but yours was one of the best of the alternative names in this contest.

Hamcesa - awesome.

The Veal Francesa - this too is awesome IMO, I'm not sure why it resonates, but its great.

Anyway, I like them all. I still prefer Fatcesa. Call me old fashioned (or fatshitstic), but I'm no fatshits...That is Mike's province, fatshitsm. We all love Mike!

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note: fatshitism = fascism, for the cheap purposes of this joke

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Anonymous said...

Minnesota Mike (after Minnesota Fats)