AT THE MOVIES WITH MIKE FRANCESCA BROUGHT TO BY... WAIT FOR IT... DIET COKE...
Mike Francesca: I have a new movie for you.. The Other Boleyn Sister. (actually called the Other Boleyn GIRL) It's about a sister who is played by Scarlett Johanson, Natalie Portman plays Ann Boylyn sister... TREMENDOUS. Natlie Portman's performance is good enough to win an Academy Award, that's how good it is. It is a tremendous movie. Acted brilliantly. The Other Boleyn Sister. The hot actor, you see him in a lot of movies who plays Henry the 8th, Eric Bana. Scarlett Johanson is good, Natalie Portman's performance is brilliant. Brilliant. The movie is tremendous. Riveting movie. Movie is phenomenal, no.. GREAT movie. It's on the system. (meaning cable television) It's tremendous. I tell ya. It's tremendous.
Here are what some people who review movies for a living thought of this TREMENDOUS FILM
Manhola Dargis: NY TIMES: More slog than romp, The Other Boleyn Girl tells the salacious story of two hot blue bloods who ran amok and partly unclothed in the court of Henry VIII.
Tom Long: Detroit News: Wow! Hot dueling sisters. Beheadings. Untold wealth and power. Lush costumes. Decisions that change the course of history. And, again -- hot dueling sisters! So how come The Other Boleyn Girl is such a snooze?
Lou Lemnick: NY Post: Unsexy and not particularly good-looking
(editorial note: yes, i did only put the reviews of people saying negative things about the movie. some people did like it, but they don't help my point)
By the way, set your TIVO's to Ebert and Roeper as they open with their review of the Tampa Bay Rays baseball season.
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