There is no Francesca on the Fan, Mike'd Up on the Radio, The Audition for Submission, The Bloated Blowhard, the Horses and the Hindenburg... none of that this week because Mike is.. WAIT FOR IT.. on vacation... I know, you are shocked, amazed, perhaps concerned, (or not at all), but Mike will return, he will emerge post Labor Day, like a Groundhog, see his shadow, then look longing at the shadow of his ego, and then walk forward, a sort of strut/wobble, carrying a case of Green Tea (his new drink), with Eddie Erickson playing the role of Bundini Brown chanting "The Mike is here. The Mike is here." and enter the studios of WFAN in New York with a new sports radio show bound to stagger and amaze (or the opposite).
The Yankees have just won 3 games in a row, which I am sure has given Mike immense pleasure. The question is how much pleasure? How does one Mike Francesca celebrate the Yankees sweep? I wonder...
Walked outside and did a cannonball into his pool filled with Diet Coke screaming JETAH
Pranked called Russo's house yelling "Manny is better than Ortiz" and hanging up
A marathon viewing of the Boelyn Girl
Going outside and laying out wrapped in a bathing suit made of his favorite pages from all the JFK books that he has read
Putting in the DVD "Bronson Arroyo: The Yankee Who Never Was."
Prank calling Brian Cashman every 8 minutes saying "Joba Relieva" and hanging up
Inviting Chris over to his house for a good will meeting and then laughing endlessly as he and Roe hide and don't answer the door.
Oh, there are so many ways Mike may have celebrated.. Any thoughts?
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