Monday, August 25, 2008

MIKE CELEBRATES YANKEES SWEEP

There is no Francesca on the Fan, Mike'd Up on the Radio, The Audition for Submission, The Bloated Blowhard, the Horses and the Hindenburg... none of that this week because Mike is.. WAIT FOR IT.. on vacation... I know, you are shocked, amazed, perhaps concerned, (or not at all), but Mike will return, he will emerge post Labor Day, like a Groundhog, see his shadow, then look longing at the shadow of his ego, and then walk forward, a sort of strut/wobble, carrying a case of Green Tea (his new drink), with Eddie Erickson playing the role of Bundini Brown chanting "The Mike is here. The Mike is here." and enter the studios of WFAN in New York with a new sports radio show bound to stagger and amaze (or the opposite).

The Yankees have just won 3 games in a row, which I am sure has given Mike immense pleasure. The question is how much pleasure? How does one Mike Francesca celebrate the Yankees sweep? I wonder...

Walked outside and did a cannonball into his pool filled with Diet Coke screaming JETAH
Pranked called Russo's house yelling "Manny is better than Ortiz" and hanging up
A marathon viewing of the Boelyn Girl
Going outside and laying out wrapped in a bathing suit made of his favorite pages from all the JFK books that he has read
Putting in the DVD "Bronson Arroyo: The Yankee Who Never Was."
Prank calling Brian Cashman every 8 minutes saying "Joba Relieva" and hanging up
Inviting Chris over to his house for a good will meeting and then laughing endlessly as he and Roe hide and don't answer the door.

Oh, there are so many ways Mike may have celebrated.. Any thoughts?

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahah hilarious...get a life and stop blogging about a radio show.

First Time, Long Time said...
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First Time, Long Time said...

anonymous...which do you think is worse - blogging about a radio show or reading/bitching about a blog about a radio show?

TheNextBestThing1 said...

That anonymous post was our very own Mike Francesa...

gman26 said...

Slathering Bullfrog SPF 50 on his children.

Anonymous said...

first time, long time...I would have to say blogging about a radio show is worse.

First Time, Long Time said...

anonymous...which do you think is worse - blogging about a radio show or REPEATEDLY returning to a blog about a radio show and bitching about blogging about a radio show?

lt sam weinberg said...

i agree anonymous. this was a terrible, awful thing that i did. i can see why this would bother you enough to comment. This deserved it. I am going to take your advice and get a life. I will just comment on blogs with my new life rather than posting on them.

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Why does anyone care with the anonymous aka Francesa is saying?

First Time, Long Time said...

next best...like Mike toys with Eddie Erickson and Sal Licata, we so toy with anonymous. we welcome anonymous with open arms to the blog. he is obviously a fan.

Anonymous said...

first time, long time..still gotta say that blogging about a radio show is worse.

kramer said...

Anon -- didn't the name of this site tip you off as to its content? And "get a life" is very clever indeed; you certainly have every right to criticize other people's work. Jerkoff.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Weinberg, I wish you the absolute best with your new life. Good luck to you, and this time make it count!

-Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Kramer, do you watch Seinfeld? Why can't someone blog about that? Jeesh.

gabagool said...

I can't believe MF ACTUALLY READS AND RESPONDS to this website.

Mike.....have a salad....ONCE a year, pleeeeeeeeeeese!!!!


NO, and a triple beef and cheddar taco "salad" is not REALLY a salad.