Thursday, August 21, 2008

What Have We Learned

We have learned that there will be security at Bar A tomorrow. Mikefrancesa.com is welcome(No word on this blog). Sal Licata off the top of his head cannot name the center for the old Raiders teams. One of the doctors for a caller's son is apparently ranked 2nd in the world in aorta surgeries(he did not specify which rankings). We have also learned that "Sal has aspirations". Despite being the Toronto Blue Jays GM, J.P. Ricciardi has a hardcore Boston accent. Mike has taken a lot of grief from Rays fans. Mike Francesa and J.P. Ricciardi are both Italian. Pavano is the $45 million dollar man and his start on Saturday can be considered 'the Theater of the Absurd'.1 Bar A audition screening is from 10-12 tomorrow. Mike created the Marquis. Mike needs a year back from Carl Pavano for free...then we can talk. Mike doesn't like calling Anaheim, Los Angeles. Sal knows the Little Rascals via Eddie Murphy's SNL buckwheat sketch. Allysa Milano sat in front of Mike at Game 6 of the 2003 World Series.


1 The Theatre of the Absurd is a designation for particular plays written by a number of primarily European playwrights in the late 1940s, 1950s, and 1960s. Some characteristics coincide in many of the plays: broad comedy, often similar to Vaudeville, mixed with horrific or tragic images; characters caught in hopeless situations forced to do repetitive or meaningless actions; plots that are cyclical or absurdly expansive; either a parody or dismissal of realism.

14 comments:

KBilly said...

WE learned the Mike is responsible for everything at WFAN.

Anonymous said...

Can Mike ever go through an interview without saying "You know that?"

He said it in his first sentence to Omar! This fat fuck pisses me off.

Kevin Marciano said...

I will be at Bar A tomorrow... hopefully VIP courtesy of Miller Lite if my boy comes through. Look for the loud kid with the pinstripe Santana jersey and black met hat..

Whatdoyouhave? said...

Mike wearing shorts today. Ahh!! I don't need that

Peteski said...
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Anonymous said...

Can Omar ever go thru an interview without saying "you know what i mean?"

Anonymous said...

Most importantly we have learned that, this show is gonna hit the fan (no pun intended) without Christopher Russo. Mike is knowledgeable we all know that but he is so annoying without Dog. He is articulate but his voice puts me to sleep and is hard to tolerate for five and a half. This show has been so bad this week i am really considering this subscribing to Dog. We also have learned now we have so Mike kiss assess. If Dog were here this show would never allow this gimmick that is going on tomorrow...Mike doesnt let his guest get a word out how is gonna let an ordinary listener get a word out..But in conclusion, this show is a travesty w/ out Dog..

Anonymous said...

we have also learned that Mike hates the Cowboys and his favorite team is the Chargers..

homina said...

Even if he's telling the truth, why the hell would Mike brag about inventing the Marquis? "Yes, folks, thanks to me, this strange little man is wearing a powdered wig and a creepy gold mask (upside down), and cackling at people for missing trivia questions that neither of us could answer even if we had The Book in front of us."

ira said...

Mike's Little Rascals exchange was odd. He said Eddie wouldn't know who they were, and Eddie said sure he does, he's seen the repeats. Mike: "No you didn't." Well, since Eddie's not 85 years old, how else would he have seen them?

Mike needs to work on his small talk and not be confrontational all the time. But I guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

KBilly said...

Yanks are getting SMOKED!
Twinkies start soon, TB, Red Sawks and ChiSox all off.

gman26 said...

Don't worry, kbill. did you hear Mike? If the Yanks lineup gets hot, they can do some serious damage. Get greedy.

Johnny said...

Omar likes to say,

"You see what I'm saying."

gabagool said...

Time to take a time out and SERIOUSLY review your life if ANYONE buys Sirious in order to listen to the stupider half of fatboy.