Thursday, August 14, 2008

THE SHIT HITS WFAN: NO MORE RUSSO MEANS NO MORE...

(i can't get enough of the SHIT HITS THE WFAN. i find it incredibly clever)

Russo leaving WFAN puts the end to:

1. They're talking sports going at it as hard as they can... It's Mike and the ....
2. AAAAAAAANNNNND GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBODY
3. The FUCKING STINKS LIST
4. Timmy (he's not dead or anything but we don't get to hear about him or..)
5. Timmy's hamster
6. Bad job
7. Great job
8. Terrible job
9. Pipe down
10. Watching a grown man chew on a headphone wire for five hours
11. IS ANYBODY ALIVE OUT THERE?
12. The Marquis (i kind of hated the marquis)

What else will we never hear on WFAN between 1-630 again?

8 comments:

KBilly said...

"You fat fuck. I could beat you in tennis three sets to none. You Stink! You and your Diet Coke can...well I won't say it on the air, but you can kiss my fanny. I have a job at Sirius and it pays more...you Diet Coke drinking fake sun tanning lard ass. I hope you sleep on top of Roe and crush her. Timmy and his Papelbon jersey will be just fine. I have put up with your crap for almost 20 years, now leave me alone.

Anonymous said...

Other things Bruce set lists, the Play Ball song, tennis talk haha.

Anonymous said...

RIP Stinks list.

First Time, Long Time said...

the Large LIFE-size portrait of Russo's face on the studio wall

Nick Loucks said...

- "I didn't see that" right after killing said play/player from night before.

- Say somethin' funny, Mikey!

- The YES commercial where they splice up and replay "What's the NFL DOIN'? ... KICK 'EM OUTTA DA LEAAAAUGUE! ... HAVE SOME GUTS!"

joba said...

13. "I did get your movies, but I haven't had a chance to watch them yet."

14. Anything having to do with the San Francisco Giants.

15. Anything having to do with tennis.

16. "Scenario"

17. "Loosey Goosey"

18. "Flat as a doornail"/"Dead as a pancake"

19. "Fanny"

20. "You're absolutely right, Mikey. That's a great job outta you!"

gman26 said...

-Tony Russo

-Tennis, the whole bit

-The World of Sports

-Away we go

-Gag-knee

-Telling their interviews after they're gone that they did a good job. 'That was George Vecsey. Good job out of George.'

bigjf said...

Imagine if Mike still interviews Tony Russo...I could see it happening.