WHAT MIKE SAID/WHAT MIKE REALLY MEANT

At 2:31 today, Mike said the following about the Yankees:

WHAT MIKE SAID:

"They need a starting pitcher, it doesn't have to be an ace, they need a starting pitcher."

WHAT MIKE REALLY MEANT:

"They need Bronson Arroyo. Yeah, his ERA is larger than my waistline, but he misses bats. He pitches in a bandbox. He plays the guitar. He would love to pitch against Boston."