With Russo killing Fernando Tatis' home run dance today (which by the way, didn't really appear to be a dance), that got me thinking about this question: What are players actually still allowed to do in the minds of Mike and Chris?
Here goes:
- Breathe (just not too loudly when looking at an opponent. You don't want to be showing up the other team with loud breaths)
- Smile (only when your team is winning)
- Hi-Five (only if it happens in the tunnel leading to the clubhouse, AWAY from all cameras)
- Swing the bat (only during the right count)
- Catch the ball (with two hands of course)
- Make routine plays (errors are not allowed in the mike and the mad dog world)
- Run (but it must be a full out sprint, not to be confused with a jog)
- Pat teammate on butt (not to be confused with a full out celebratory dance)
- Show emotion (only if you have been in the league a minimum of 10 years and have won at least 3 titles)
- Bunt (But never if your name is Carlos Beltran)
What else?
And Now, A Note From Brian Powell
14 years ago
17 comments:
-Do steroids if your name is Jason Giambi.
Don't forget Pettitte...or does HGH not count?
Throw at David Ortiz.
FTLT
I'm sorry, but HGH DOES NOT COUNT. Comparing HGH to steroids is like comparing Horace Clark to Babe Ruth.
Really, man, I'm sorry. But listening to our two "experts" talking about HGH and steroids, ABSOLUTELY talking out their ASS, drove me NUTS!!
I actually heard it being called a "boutique steroid".....ridiculous.
Ordinary?? ORDINARY???
A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS A YEAR!!!!!!!Please fuckin kill me!!!!
Gaba..You on the juice?
Juice??! Yeah, apple juice, orange juice.........
I know A TON(or at least I USED to).
I took it and now my son is taking it. I know WHAT it can do and WHAT it CANT do.
Steroids and HGH are ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.
FTLT
Are you listening now. Did you catch my last post?? I'm still shaking my head.
missed it...
You are allowed to sign and cheer for Barroid Bonds if Alou is out for the rest of the year.
Brandon Looper...
Russo just tried to bring Federer-Nadal back up. The Mets have won 6 in a row and this guy is trying to force tennis on us
Nadal's girlfriend in a bikini:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/maria_francisca_perello_is_int.php
Fernando Tatis is a joke. He's done nothing so far to justify him celebrating like that. Do something for awhile then get back to me.
And you guys are so stupid. Chris does this shit to upset all you little mets fans and you fall for it EVERY TIME.
lol
Sad little mets fans.
Yanks could have used Fernando Tatis against the Pirates, thats for sure.
rock...of course chris does that. much like he did with the Gatorade yesterday. oh by the way, how'd that Yankee offense look last night?
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