Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Mike and the Mad Dog ALLOWED LIST

With Russo killing Fernando Tatis' home run dance today (which by the way, didn't really appear to be a dance), that got me thinking about this question: What are players actually still allowed to do in the minds of Mike and Chris?

Here goes:

- Breathe (just not too loudly when looking at an opponent. You don't want to be showing up the other team with loud breaths)
- Smile (only when your team is winning)
- Hi-Five (only if it happens in the tunnel leading to the clubhouse, AWAY from all cameras)
- Swing the bat (only during the right count)
- Catch the ball (with two hands of course)
- Make routine plays (errors are not allowed in the mike and the mad dog world)
- Run (but it must be a full out sprint, not to be confused with a jog)
- Pat teammate on butt (not to be confused with a full out celebratory dance)
- Show emotion (only if you have been in the league a minimum of 10 years and have won at least 3 titles)
- Bunt (But never if your name is Carlos Beltran)

What else?

17 comments:

gman26 said...

-Do steroids if your name is Jason Giambi.

First Time, Long Time said...

Don't forget Pettitte...or does HGH not count?

gman26 said...

Throw at David Ortiz.

gabagool said...

FTLT
I'm sorry, but HGH DOES NOT COUNT. Comparing HGH to steroids is like comparing Horace Clark to Babe Ruth.

Really, man, I'm sorry. But listening to our two "experts" talking about HGH and steroids, ABSOLUTELY talking out their ASS, drove me NUTS!!

I actually heard it being called a "boutique steroid".....ridiculous.

gabagool said...

Ordinary?? ORDINARY???

A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS A YEAR!!!!!!!Please fuckin kill me!!!!

First Time, Long Time said...

Gaba..You on the juice?

gabagool said...

Juice??! Yeah, apple juice, orange juice.........

I know A TON(or at least I USED to).
I took it and now my son is taking it. I know WHAT it can do and WHAT it CANT do.

Steroids and HGH are ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.

gabagool said...

FTLT

Are you listening now. Did you catch my last post?? I'm still shaking my head.

First Time, Long Time said...

missed it...

KBilly said...

You are allowed to sign and cheer for Barroid Bonds if Alou is out for the rest of the year.

KBilly said...

Brandon Looper...

Anonymous said...

Russo just tried to bring Federer-Nadal back up. The Mets have won 6 in a row and this guy is trying to force tennis on us

KBilly said...

Nadal's girlfriend in a bikini:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/07/maria_francisca_perello_is_int.php

Rock said...

Fernando Tatis is a joke. He's done nothing so far to justify him celebrating like that. Do something for awhile then get back to me.

Rock said...

And you guys are so stupid. Chris does this shit to upset all you little mets fans and you fall for it EVERY TIME.
lol

Sad little mets fans.

gabagool said...

Yanks could have used Fernando Tatis against the Pirates, thats for sure.

First Time, Long Time said...

rock...of course chris does that. much like he did with the Gatorade yesterday. oh by the way, how'd that Yankee offense look last night?