Monday, July 14, 2008

FRANCESA OR FICTION?

I'm in a trivia kind of mood today. The following are several statements that Mike Francesa either did or did not make today. Each statement is either "Francesa" or "Fiction." It's up to you to decide...

- “It’s hard to put the genie back in the bottle”
(talking about the all-star gave having lost its luster)

- “You know, Dog, the Yankees are only 7 back in the loss column of the Angels. For as bad as this team has played, the injuries, not having the “A” lineup out there, Cano’s awful start – they are only 7 back in the loss behind the Angels, who are the best team in the league”
(on the state of the Yankees)

- “The Yankees are in excellent shape. Pettitte pitched great yesterday.”
(More on the state of the Yankees)

- “Abreu is not a bad outfielder”
(On Bobby Abreu)

- “The Yankees need to go out there and get a Roy Oswalt. They need to go get a Bedard.”
(on the Yankees pitching staff)

- “I have no problem with the way Pelfrey is pitching. I have no problem with that.”
(on Mets starter Mike Pelfrey)

- “I’ll take Fuentes. I’d like Marte”
(On pitchers Mike would like to see on the Yankees)

- “It belongs here”
(talking about the all-star game at Yankee Stadium)

- “I can go either way, so I’m not one of these guys who has to have it one way”
(on his sexuality)

6 comments:

KBilly said...

Doggie had Chris Rock on the show last week?

peteski said...

Idea for a poll:

What will Mike be busy doing that he can't watch the All-Star Game


ps. and then he/they both complain that the game isn't like it used to be.

KBilly said...

I heard Mike say: “I can go either way, so I’m not one of these guys who has to have it one way”
And I was like, WHAT? I almost fell down when he said that, and I was sitting at the time.
Not to mention the fact that Mike is the most stubborn and opinionated person on the planet, but didn't he argue, for like an hour, that since every other league in the world has a DH, that is the way baseball should be played?

Anonymous said...

Not to sound naive, but I missed the majority of the show yesterday so, what are the answers? I can't imagine Mike was actually trying to spin the yanks season thus far as a positive, all while sweeping the Mets win streak under the rug.

On a side note: Do we really need to see Joba Chamberlain life sized posters when you walk into to Dunkin Donuts? CAN HE DO SOMETHING FIRST!

First Time, Long Time said...

Anonymous...answers below:

- “It’s hard to put the genie back in the bottle”
(talking about the all-star gave having lost its luster) FRANCESA

- “You know, Dog, the Yankees are only 7 back in the loss column of the Angels. For as bad as this team has played, the injuries, not having the “A” lineup out there, Cano’s awful start – they are only 7 back in the loss behind the Angels, who are the best team in the league”
(on the state of the Yankees) FICTION

- “The Yankees are in excellent shape. Pettitte pitched great yesterday.”
(More on the state of the Yankees) FRANCESA

- “Abreu is not a bad outfielder”
(On Bobby Abreu) FRANCESA

- “The Yankees need to go out there and get a Roy Oswalt. They need to go get a Bedard.”
(on the Yankees pitching staff) FICTION

- “I have no problem with the way Pelfrey is pitching. I have no problem with that.”
(on Mets starter Mike Pelfrey) FICTION

- “I’ll take Fuentes. I’d like Marte”
(On pitchers Mike would like to see on the Yankees) FRANCESA

- “It belongs here”
(talking about the all-star game at Yankee Stadium) FRANCESA

- “I can go either way, so I’m not one of these guys who has to have it one way”
(on his sexuality) FRANCESA (but actually talking about having the DH or not)

gabagool said...

“I can go either way, so I’m not one of these guys who has to have it one way”
(on his sexuality)



OMG!!!! I think I pissed my pants......uuhhh YEP!! I did!!!!

Too farking funny!!! Where do you come up with this shit??

Oh yeah, Kbilly......THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING. But thats a perfect example what a delusional fuck that fat bastard is.