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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Write Russo's Rant

Dog's lowly Giants have now lost 2 in a row to the Mets and have not scored a run in 18, yes, 18 innings. Their offense is a joke. More importantly, their team is a joke. So with a few hours to go before Russo hits the air today, we would like to invite our readers to write Chris Russo's inevitable Giants tirade today (much in the same way that I tried to write some of his material yesterday: http://mikeandthemadblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/not-pimple-not-pimple_09.html). You know it's coming. It won't be as legendary as the "Just One Time" rant, but we should get something good. So we want you to take a stab at writing his rant. We will post our favorite one before show time. Email your entries to us at: mikeandmadblog@gmail.com

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: mets have a 1 o'clock game today. i dont think russo is on today, unless he is on after the met game.; July 10, 2008 at 8:02 AM
First Time, Long Time said...: jason..yeah dog is on after the game until 7. so hopefully mets complete the sweep sending Russo into a frenzy; July 10, 2008 at 8:42 AM
First Time, Long Time said...: side note. has anyone listened to the Omar interview with Boomer and Carton this morning? Talking about David Wright and campaigning for his All-Star candidacy, Omar said he was hitting in the ".270 or the .280 range." Omar, he's at .285 and was right around .290 before last night's game. The ".270 range"? Shouldn't you be a little more up in this shit, as you are THE GM of the Mets?; July 10, 2008 at 9:13 AM
gabagool said...: First time-

Does that mean he has what it takes to take over for one of our boys after they split up?; July 10, 2008 at 12:46 PM

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Be careful: Mike and Chris' way of telling sports fans not to fall in love with a player or team ("Be Careful about falling in love with Pagan")

Let's be fair here: Russo's counter-argument to callers that attack someone ("Let's be fair here. If you are going to knock Rick Peterson, you gotta give him credit for John Maine")

This whole notion: When Francesa or Russo declares something to be fact when in actuality, they are making it up themselves ("This whole notion that Mike D'Antoni is going to make the Knicks a playoff team is a joke")

Pipe Down: Russo's way of telling a player to shut up ("Pipe down there Figueroa")

Tough Spot: This is usually a negative. 'Tough spot. Aaron Heilman. Can't trust him.' They rarely say, "I really like Chauncey Billups in a tough spot." Even though Mike and Dog don't trust a lot of athletes in a tough spot, you can earn your way out of this label. For example, they couldn't trust Eli Manning in a tough spot until the Super Bowl. Now he can basically retire and still be a legend. He proved he can perform in a tough spot. This phrase is used by both Mike and Dog.

Tricky Spot: This really means an awkward position. For example, Ian Eagle running into Marv Albert at the Garden. Or I'm sure that the Giants last game of the 2007 was a tricky spot. "Coughlin wants to get ready for the postseason but you have to try to end the Patriots' undefeated season. Tricky spot, Mike." And for clarification. This phrase is used primarily by Russo.

Timmy: Russo's son. ("I mean, let's be fair here Mike, Timmy can throw harder than Igawa")

Say Something Funny Mike (When Russo can't control himself and breaks out into laughter and tries to egg Francesa on to keep it going. Picture Russo hysterically laughing followed by "Say Something Funny Mike")

First time, long time (this term is announced by a fan calling to the show, who has been a long time listener of the show, but is making his first ever call in - hence, first time (caller), long time (listener)

I can't go too crazy - This is a Mad Dog special. Dog uses this phrase to throw cold water on enthusiastic callers("I can't go too crazy about the D-Rays in May. Talk to me in September.") or admit that he doesn't have strong feelings about a subject("I can't go too crazy about the Olympic torch protesters.").

A-Game - This is Mike's new terminology that he applies to a Yankees win in which the starter goes 7 innings, Joba pitches a perfect 8th and Mariano closes it out. "The Yanks need an A Game tonight."

Bad Job: This is Mad Dog's way of criticizing something. It can be applied to players, coaches, general managers, fans - even networks, as in "That's a bad job out of NBC on the Derby Broadcast."

I'm not a big believer in: This is mainly a Mike comment. It means he doesn't have much confidence in something. And just like other comments, this is mainly used in negative, eg. 'I'm not a big believer in starting someone on 3 days rest.'

The whole bit - Russo's phrase when he is alone and wants to keep the conversation moving along. Without Mike there to add any details, Russo will use 'the whole bit' to sum up a person or issue. 'Selig will make it into the Hall of Fame. Steroids, the whole bit.'

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