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Monday, August 4, 2008

SOLO RUSSO TODAY

It’s Dog solo on the FAN today as Mark Chernoff considers the petition in front of him sent by us earlier this morning. I wonder if Doggie practices his open during the car ride in from New Canaan... “The Mets are an enigma. That’s why you can’t trust them. Terrible job this weekend. Terrible. The bullpen stinks. Wagner stinks. The offense isn’t that good. Perez stinks. That’s why the Mets will never sign him after this year. I’m down on the Mets. This Ryan Church thing is a mess. How’s that “lifted weight in the clubhouse with Jerry Manuel” working out now? The Mets are an enigma. I don’t trust them. Tremendous job by the Phillies. They showed a lot of fight and guts this weekend. Great, great job by Lidge this year. Ahh listen, if you’re a Yankee fan, you wanna go crazy about a split with the Angels? Okay. But I do NOT trust that bullpen in a big spot. And one more thing...this idea that Brett Favre is now going to be welcomed back as the starting quaterback is an absolute joke. A TERRIBLE job by Favre. The kid’s been waiting years to play. I’m down on Favre. TERRIBLE job by him. Enough already with this Favre stuff. ENOUGH!!!"

4 comments:

gabagool said...: Is this poetic license or did all this verbal vomit occur in 10 minutes?; August 4, 2008 at 10:11 AM
First Time, Long Time said...: gaba...i was just speculating on what russo was thinking on his car ride in to work...but he pretty much said those things anyway; August 4, 2008 at 10:30 AM
gabagool said...: Not surprised......so predictable.; August 4, 2008 at 10:31 AM
Anonymous said...: and that is why i can't stand Chris Russo.

Let the kid play? If the kid was better, he will play. If not, the MVP runner up of last year should play.

*love the blog; August 5, 2008 at 4:18 AM

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Be careful: Mike and Chris' way of telling sports fans not to fall in love with a player or team ("Be Careful about falling in love with Pagan")

Let's be fair here: Russo's counter-argument to callers that attack someone ("Let's be fair here. If you are going to knock Rick Peterson, you gotta give him credit for John Maine")

This whole notion: When Francesa or Russo declares something to be fact when in actuality, they are making it up themselves ("This whole notion that Mike D'Antoni is going to make the Knicks a playoff team is a joke")

Pipe Down: Russo's way of telling a player to shut up ("Pipe down there Figueroa")

Tough Spot: This is usually a negative. 'Tough spot. Aaron Heilman. Can't trust him.' They rarely say, "I really like Chauncey Billups in a tough spot." Even though Mike and Dog don't trust a lot of athletes in a tough spot, you can earn your way out of this label. For example, they couldn't trust Eli Manning in a tough spot until the Super Bowl. Now he can basically retire and still be a legend. He proved he can perform in a tough spot. This phrase is used by both Mike and Dog.

Tricky Spot: This really means an awkward position. For example, Ian Eagle running into Marv Albert at the Garden. Or I'm sure that the Giants last game of the 2007 was a tricky spot. "Coughlin wants to get ready for the postseason but you have to try to end the Patriots' undefeated season. Tricky spot, Mike." And for clarification. This phrase is used primarily by Russo.

Timmy: Russo's son. ("I mean, let's be fair here Mike, Timmy can throw harder than Igawa")

Say Something Funny Mike (When Russo can't control himself and breaks out into laughter and tries to egg Francesa on to keep it going. Picture Russo hysterically laughing followed by "Say Something Funny Mike")

First time, long time (this term is announced by a fan calling to the show, who has been a long time listener of the show, but is making his first ever call in - hence, first time (caller), long time (listener)

I can't go too crazy - This is a Mad Dog special. Dog uses this phrase to throw cold water on enthusiastic callers("I can't go too crazy about the D-Rays in May. Talk to me in September.") or admit that he doesn't have strong feelings about a subject("I can't go too crazy about the Olympic torch protesters.").

A-Game - This is Mike's new terminology that he applies to a Yankees win in which the starter goes 7 innings, Joba pitches a perfect 8th and Mariano closes it out. "The Yanks need an A Game tonight."

Bad Job: This is Mad Dog's way of criticizing something. It can be applied to players, coaches, general managers, fans - even networks, as in "That's a bad job out of NBC on the Derby Broadcast."

I'm not a big believer in: This is mainly a Mike comment. It means he doesn't have much confidence in something. And just like other comments, this is mainly used in negative, eg. 'I'm not a big believer in starting someone on 3 days rest.'

The whole bit - Russo's phrase when he is alone and wants to keep the conversation moving along. Without Mike there to add any details, Russo will use 'the whole bit' to sum up a person or issue. 'Selig will make it into the Hall of Fame. Steroids, the whole bit.'

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