Thursday, October 2, 2008

WWCJS (What Would Colonel Jessep Say)

Today, Mike Francesa serves as Colonel Nathan Jessep and addresses Met Fans about David Wright:

Son, we live in a world that has Game-UHs. And those Game-UHs have to be men with clutchness. Who's gonna do it? You First Time, Long Time? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for David Wright and you curse me. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That Wright’s inability to hit in a big spot, while tragic, probably saves this franchise if they trade him. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves Mets fans.

You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on the FAN. You need me there. (boasting) I use words like Core, Game-uh, Big Spot ...I use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending
something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a fan base who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the bullshit that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phone and call me. Either way, I’ll give you the handwave that you're entitled to.

14 comments:

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Mike is un-fucking believable. Now after we sat here for two months listen to him call Lou Pinella, Louie he now wants them to lose more than ever b/c he loves seeing those fans suffer. After one fucking game has jumped shipped. Listen to how many times today you wont hear "Louie" you will hear Pinella. He is the fucking biggest traitor since Benedict Arnold. I cant believe this asshole, some balls on that fuck to think this audience is stupid.

NBT.

PS...the Cubs will win tonight!

gman26 said...

NBT, it doesn't matter if the Cubs win. Mike has officially 'closed out' the Angels and the Cubs.

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Yea and another contradiction by Fatso. I have heard a him a million times for hours on end. " I dont go crazy about game ones." Was i the only one who heard him say that. Im about to call thats how fed up i am.

NBT

First Time, Long Time said...

nextbest...it's all about mike's torre man love. last week he said the cubs didn't interest him...now, every game is MUST WATCH TV...also great call on the change from Louie to Piniella. Don't anybody stand in front of Mike's Torre and Manny love. back the fuck off Piniella.

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Mike dont lie to us, we all know you are a registered Republican b/c you said so during that fucking Roger Clemens debacle. All these lies Mike, he is a politician of sports talk.

gman26 said...

Let's be honest...Met fans are Democrats. Yank fans are Republicans.

TheNextBestThing1 said...

I just tried for twenty mins to get through, no dice. So as i angry as i am it will have to be a later date for me to rip Mike apart over the air...

NBT

First Time, Long Time said...

NBT...KEEP trying..if you get thru, ask Mike why we have to worry about the Mets core, but NOT who the vice president of our country is.

Mike also just defended Minaya by saying that the Mets made it to one game away from the World Series with Minaya, YET he fails to realize if that's an endorsement for Minaya, then it is for the core of the mets also.

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Yea i ll try again shortly...But im pretty sure Howie Rose waited on the line to get through yet Mike treated him like an ordinary caller..Its not fair that the ones who really have something to say (us at this blog) cant get through..

NBT..

PS. BJ Upton get the first Rays hit and homerun; they wont be the same at bat though..

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Can anyone inform me of what the morning show said about Francesa? If he responds after 3:40 can someone fill me on what he said and what they said. Id love to listen but gotta work..Thanks

NBT

TheNextBestThing1 said...

I forgot to add the change from "Cubbies" to Cubs..

NBT

gman26 said...

It's become the fucking Manny Ramirez show today. Go ahead and get a room, Mike.

TheNextBestThing1 said...

Yea its very similar to one of those Johan shows..I was wrong another young stud got the first homer and hit..

NBT

wtsherman said...

Nice job, WWCJS is awesome...Jessep came out to play. Palin did too. That's the ticket I want.