None of this idiot big leaguers use 2 hands. And you know what? You don't even have to physically use the 2nd hand like a how-to video shows. Just having it up gives you the chance to then catch the drop with it...
KBilly...Bout time someone brought boxing to this blog. Goodness knows, the Big Fella thinks it was banned in all 50 states ten years ago.
As brutal as that game was last night, it's worse today. Missed on opportunity to gain ground on the Phils and left the door open for a sweep when it was a real possibility that the Mets would sweep. Dark day for a Mets fan and the Big Fella will be insufferable if the Yanks win all 3.
The good news is that I live in NC so I didn't get to see the game last night. I was listening on XM, but unfortunately XM chose Susan and Sterling. So I turned it off in favor of the Pens/Wings finale.
The bad news is that the next two games will be on national TV. Fox today and TBS tomorrow, so I will have to watch.
One positive from the game...? Mike's nemesis David Wright came through in a big spot. That of course will get lost in the aftermath of the flub.
A possible scenario - The Mets win the next two and yet all Mike will talk about was the loss on Friday. Another scenario? Mets get swept and Mike starts talking about Manuel as dead man walking(which is fine by me). Another scenario? Pettitte hits David Wright in the head. Omar fires the hitting coach and Jerry Manuel and negotiates with Chiba Lotte to free Bobby V from the remainder of his contract.
Matt Cassel (10/14/08) SIRIUS Gino Costa (1/7/09) SIRIUS XM
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Be careful: Mike and Chris' way of telling sports fans not to fall in love with a player or team ("Be Careful about falling in love with Pagan")
Let's be fair here: Russo's counter-argument to callers that attack someone ("Let's be fair here. If you are going to knock Rick Peterson, you gotta give him credit for John Maine")
This whole notion: When Francesa or Russo declares something to be fact when in actuality, they are making it up themselves ("This whole notion that Mike D'Antoni is going to make the Knicks a playoff team is a joke")
Pipe Down: Russo's way of telling a player to shut up ("Pipe down there Figueroa")
Tough Spot: This is usually a negative. 'Tough spot. Aaron Heilman. Can't trust him.' They rarely say, "I really like Chauncey Billups in a tough spot." Even though Mike and Dog don't trust a lot of athletes in a tough spot, you can earn your way out of this label. For example, they couldn't trust Eli Manning in a tough spot until the Super Bowl. Now he can basically retire and still be a legend. He proved he can perform in a tough spot. This phrase is used by both Mike and Dog.
Tricky Spot: This really means an awkward position. For example, Ian Eagle running into Marv Albert at the Garden. Or I'm sure that the Giants last game of the 2007 was a tricky spot. "Coughlin wants to get ready for the postseason but you have to try to end the Patriots' undefeated season. Tricky spot, Mike." And for clarification. This phrase is used primarily by Russo.
Timmy: Russo's son. ("I mean, let's be fair here Mike, Timmy can throw harder than Igawa")
Say Something Funny Mike (When Russo can't control himself and breaks out into laughter and tries to egg Francesa on to keep it going. Picture Russo hysterically laughing followed by "Say Something Funny Mike")
First time, long time (this term is announced by a fan calling to the show, who has been a long time listener of the show, but is making his first ever call in - hence, first time (caller), long time (listener)
I can't go too crazy - This is a Mad Dog special. Dog uses this phrase to throw cold water on enthusiastic callers("I can't go too crazy about the D-Rays in May. Talk to me in September.") or admit that he doesn't have strong feelings about a subject("I can't go too crazy about the Olympic torch protesters.").
A-Game - This is Mike's new terminology that he applies to a Yankees win in which the starter goes 7 innings, Joba pitches a perfect 8th and Mariano closes it out. "The Yanks need an A Game tonight."
Bad Job: This is Mad Dog's way of criticizing something. It can be applied to players, coaches, general managers, fans - even networks, as in "That's a bad job out of NBC on the Derby Broadcast."
I'm not a big believer in: This is mainly a Mike comment. It means he doesn't have much confidence in something. And just like other comments, this is mainly used in negative, eg. 'I'm not a big believer in starting someone on 3 days rest.'
The whole bit - Russo's phrase when he is alone and wants to keep the conversation moving along. Without Mike there to add any details, Russo will use 'the whole bit' to sum up a person or issue. 'Selig will make it into the Hall of Fame. Steroids, the whole bit.'
Mike and the Mad Dog Photos
One of the more uncomfortable shots you will ever see of them
Mike and the Mad Dog Photos
On Location (yes, the show does sometimes travel forcing the duo to sit awkwardly next to each other)
Chris Russo
Russo going off on Pacman Jones, one of the classic rants in show history (see Video section for link)
Mike and the Dog Photos
Posed (notice Francesa has to be slightly more upfront and center)
Mike and the Dog Photos
At work (the traditional YES split screen - Dog on the left, Francesa on the right)
8 comments:
None of this idiot big leaguers use 2 hands. And you know what? You don't even have to physically use the 2nd hand like a how-to video shows. Just having it up gives you the chance to then catch the drop with it...
I gave up drinking yet today I feel like I have a vodka mixed with rum mixed with tequila mixed with wine and beer hangover.
OUCH!!! That one hurt!
JD
...Sounds pretty good to me.
And you don't need 2 hands to catch that. You just need to close the glove.
Awesomesean isn't very awesome. That statement was a knife in the heart.
Evan Roberts just said it: The mets won that game.
Fucking Luis Castillo. Just like his namesake Jose Luis Castillo against Diego Coralles.
KBilly...Bout time someone brought boxing to this blog. Goodness knows, the Big Fella thinks it was banned in all 50 states ten years ago.
As brutal as that game was last night, it's worse today. Missed on opportunity to gain ground on the Phils and left the door open for a sweep when it was a real possibility that the Mets would sweep. Dark day for a Mets fan and the Big Fella will be insufferable if the Yanks win all 3.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
The good news is that I live in NC so I didn't get to see the game last night. I was listening on XM, but unfortunately XM chose Susan and Sterling. So I turned it off in favor of the Pens/Wings finale.
The bad news is that the next two games will be on national TV. Fox today and TBS tomorrow, so I will have to watch.
One positive from the game...? Mike's nemesis David Wright came through in a big spot. That of course will get lost in the aftermath of the flub.
A possible scenario - The Mets win the next two and yet all Mike will talk about was the loss on Friday. Another scenario? Mets get swept and Mike starts talking about Manuel as dead man walking(which is fine by me). Another scenario? Pettitte hits David Wright in the head. Omar fires the hitting coach and Jerry Manuel and negotiates with Chiba Lotte to free Bobby V from the remainder of his contract.
Momentum is tomorrow's starting pitcher. And apparently, the Yankees don't have much of that.
Subways Series Style points:
Yankees - 10
Mets - 1
'09 Subway Series record:
Yankees - 1
Mets - 1
Oh. And Johan pitches tomorrow.
At least Mike was right that the Yankees don't do well against pitchers they haven't seen.
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