I'm subbing out Col. Jessup with Marsellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction to give us some thoughts on ARod's press conference:
PRE-PRESS CONFERENCE PEP TALK WITH ALEX
I think you're gonna find -- when
all this shit is over and done -- I
think you're gonna find yourself
one smilin' motherfucker. Thing is
Alex, right now you got ability.
But painful as it may be, ability
don't last. Now that's a hard
motherfuckin' fact of life, but
it's a fact of life your ass is
gonna hafta git realistic about.
This business is filled to the brim
with unrealistic motherfuckers who
thought their ass aged like wine.
Besides, even if you went all the
way, what would you be? Home run King
of the world. Who gives a shit?
I doubt you can even
get a credit card based on that.
ON AROD'S COUSIN
I'm prepared to scour the earth for
this motherfucker. If Alex's cousin goes
to Indo China, I want Selena Roberts
hidin' in a bowl of rice, ready to
pop a cap in his ass.
And Now, A Note From Brian Powell
6 years ago